Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy 2

You want some more of this, b*tch?
Back in the heezy… We could do this all year long

(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker)
I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker)
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker)
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker)
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine b*tches, they were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight? " is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
So I put my head down, and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherf*cking Ace of Bass
Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
Yeah, motherf*cker, you heard what I just said

(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker)
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker)
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker)
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker)
And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan

I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood, b*tch
My favorite toy was my f*cking firetruck, b*tch
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I used to play with that motherf*cker all day long
Until I learned about s*x from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my motherf*cker all day long
About ten times a day, man, all year long
My favorite song, motherf*cker, I don't like to admit it
Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
(Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you)
Every time I hear that f*cking sh*t, a tear comes to my eye
Why the f*ck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
Yo, I'm not afraid to say admit that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones
But it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three
When a girl called me St*pid Face
She really hurt me… Why'd she call me St*pid Face?
Is my face st*pid? How's that even possible?
A person could be st*pid, but a face, that's impossible
Sh*t happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal f*cking bullsh*t

(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker)
When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker)
When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker)
I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker)
I like red peppers better than the green ones

Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago… Motherf*cker
Go, go, go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited, but it's okay
I'll just stay at home, and play some video games